In League With Seitan

“Excuse me sir, but my car just broke down and needs a new tire and I left my wallet at home. If you could give me just 20 cat treats for the tire, I promise I’ll mail you the treats back when I get home.”

Beads?

Computer… enhance!

A 113.3981 gramer with cheese?

The worst was games that required info from the manual to progress past a certain point, like star tropics. Rented the game and the rental place didn’t include the manual? Shit out of luck. And no Internet back then to look it up, either. (Yes, I’m still bitter)

I remember some computer games would also do things like that to prevent copying the game from a friend, like requiring a certain word from a certain page before loading.

Cool, now you have cat anus on your dough prep area! Enjoy your complementary toxoplasmosis!