More things are a boomerang than you think.

In a real job you suffer the consequences of letting something stupid happen.

To be fair he looked at Trump which is much worse

Serious question why did non of the bushes kick him in the nuts where are these evil fuxks when you need them?

No I watched it back then as a kid and though maybe you need to be 35 to like this.

Recently age 35 not my thing still.

I have a ledge above my toilet or a commode next to the toilet. Who needs this weird holder in the first place?

Wipe their ass with newspaper?

It sucked back then and I cannot imagine it aged well

I need to send this to a colleague right now.

Fix your sleep. I am tired of people like this. I have a Forrest Gump like colleague who calls me at 9pm asking me about a meeting we had at 9am (he was there and said yes to everything)

Let’s have 5 of these on a row during the most productive hours of the day between 8 and 12. Then have lunch were we share hilarious anecdotes and after that we feel too bleh to do our job. We will just sit around the office and talk more bull shit and then go home. Too bad we told Mrs x we will do y, who cares?

Sounds perfect doesn’t it.

That’s how it’s called now?

Sriracha not in there is criminal.

Yes or any kind of curry powder, the looks you get are part of the experience.

Great now you are making people slightly horny with your bs

Maybe a disclaimer ahead: it’s absolutely atrocious what Israel is doing in Gaza. Leveling it and probably filling it with Jews when rebuilding it. The whole thing is a 911 like overreaction and I do not support any of it.

Does not matter what some court says it is or not. That piece of land will most likely be ethnically cleansed.

At the same time saying Israel has no right to exist can mean many things from not in it’s current form to all Jews in the sea. That’s the problem with dumbass slogans like this.

Since you like apartheid comparisons. Do the whites in south Africa have a right to exist? I would say yes.

Its a question of coexistence and how that is going to look like.

But hey nice radical and easy solution to a complex problem. Kudos for going the extra mile cognitively!

Same as high school but fancier?

Something was clearly wrong with this picture.

I don’t have mortgage because I cannot afford it but I can afford grey hair.