That’s funny. Fuck Dell.

Yeah, releasing a gut wrencher is the best.

Feelings

That’s why these VPs get paid the big bucks: to (not) answer the tough question and get their fee fees hurt.

Or thought it through thoroughly.

Wont accept or can’t?

Can someone translate this into English?

They’re still having a pizza party, but only pineapple topping.

Broccoli and cheese is awesome. Other preparations like steamed are not as delicious, but ymmv.

Pftt I’m not afraid of a drink!

Yes, I picture it vibrating apart.

I’m thinking that standard construction techniques and materials would be a problem on a mobile structure.

I, for one, am looking forward to our soon to be corporate hellscape.

This is the FAFO.

And knows all the words and how they rhyme.

Glad I didn’t give Netflix any money.