Can I use RIF?

I’m sorry. You may be getting it all wrong because right now you just sound like and are acting like a big ol pussy.

Children don’t only make noise. So noise canceling headphones only handle one possibility of the outcomes.

Give me one single person on this post that is “acting like they weren’t a kid themselves at some point in life”.

Just one.

Or are you fighting with ghosts?

I won’t lie… leaving the handles on the plastic is the best thing about owning cats

I’m gonna need you to do that about 100 more times and with different communities. Just so I can add them. Jerboa search is wonky lol

This is freaking hilarious! Even Twitter knows how blue checkmarks are now badges of shame

Damn, I played botw and totk and still didn’t understand the joke.

You can’t. Apparently when you kill a ton of enemies really fast the blood moon happens quicker. At least according to some other person on this thread

I’m too lazy to check if this is real. Would someone verify this plz 🙏?

That is genius. I love knowing little tricks that devs use like that.

Do you know any other things of that sort?

I thought this was gonna be a post about feeling the burden of wage slavery and debt necessity, which is a real thing. But you’re right, it sounds like they’re upset because they can’t say the n-word on Facebook lol

He didn’t want twitter in the first place. He made some legally binding comments and was legally required to purchase it after meme-ing an offer and thinking he could get away with it lol. Now he’s suing the lawyers that made him buy Twitter.

Musk is not a very smart man.

That’s literally the first thing I thought of while looking at that picture. There’s no good reason for this. Bananas serve many purposes from green to yellow to black. Moreover, that “one per day” gimmick won’t even give you the same ripeness.

Omg thank you! I didn’t know I had to change my settings

That top down explanation is pretty funny and accurate. Everyone is a Tankie to fascists.

38 and I thought firm meant company. Like the firm that created the software for the hardware.

I see some habanero and Naga jholokia

Ooh, could you tell me how I could check that?

Dammit, I came in here because I was hoping there was something I could do with my old paperweight. I keep it around cuz it’s cute lol