Accidentally read the punchline first. I think it made it funnier.

Bonus bonus What do you call a man with no torso?

Asscheeks

Id put just a little bit of money down and say this is near Volo car museum. Not a sure bet because movie cars have copies.

I think i know why you are alone

Rrrraaawwwrr

Make a cat burrito. Gently but firmly wrap your cat in a towel with one claw free. Work on the free claw. Get a helper to hold the burrito and to try and confort the cat.

Its not fool proof if the cat fights hard, but it helps on some cats without traumatizing them or injuring you.

Ill take a same old thing… Aparrently is i enclose same old thing in carrots, it doesnt disolay.

Wanting to try a different breakfast sandwich. Pull up. Cant see menu because last guys order is showing. Flicks over to menu. Can i help you? Ill take a <same old thing> because i didnt get enough time to see the menu and dont wsnt to hold up the line.

… we’re gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that’s made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. You piece of shit.

I popped in to say the same.

Oh i love your gma. What a treasure! Tell her Hi from me.

Naw new engineer, im like thank god heres a new lightning rod.

Your Cybertruck has been delivered.

libre office not being a smart arse either. it’s the easiest way. i am making some assumptions however. i assume you are a full on Linux user at home and have to deal with MS Office documents of various types at work or some other reason. you can work on that document at work un MS Office. bring it home and work on it some more in libre office. and back again.

but not butt got acd. left orig because funny

i feel bad for laughing butt this was good

no Faith. Faith no more.

python i automated a ton of repeatative and boring tasks. made my work life super easy. made some tools for my manager to harvest all drawings for a user specified product. sky is the limit. well until you type import cosmos /s

casually mentions how i run linux. other person. that’s cool. continues with windows.

if they don’t want to hear it, they don’t want to hear it. but if they do, they know they can ask.

absolutely!