Believe it or not, straight to jail.

My favorite part is when it’s over and all the fake cheer dissolves.

(problem with ARP tables or something)

If I had a nickel for every time clearing the ARP tables fixed something, I’d have a shitload of nickels.

Forever Player 2.

I have a bunch of screws laying around somewhere, that I intentionally put in a “safe place,” that I need to reassemble my weed whacker. It’s been like 4 years.

The good news is that you’ll probably find your crochet hooks long before then. Probably.

😒

gestures vaguely at everything

…aaaand he’s crying. No surprise.

Take what someone else can use (not sell), chuck the rest in a hole in the ground in the middle of the woods.

Well that sounds perfectly horrid.

What kind of heathen downvotes CGP Grey?

Reader mode ftw.

I can’t speak for everyone, but if I’m not dead in the next 30 years I’m going to be extremely disappointed.

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Wow, that is a deep cut. I remember playing it (I think I still have the cart) but I barely remember anything beyond enjoying it for a bit.

I am also not a fan of super growly vocals. There’s a lot of stuff I love musically but the vocals put me right off. I’d listen to bands like Opeth and Beyond the Buried and Me more often if the growls weren’t present.

If you’re looking for metal with cleaner singing, I second the suggestions for Unleash the Archers and Nightwish. I can also recommend Blind Guardian, though the singer’s voice is polarizing. One of my favorite metal singers is John Bush from Armored Saint. He also did a few albums with Anthrax in the 90s.

For instrumentals, I can’t recommend much aside from guitar virtuosos like Steve Vai. Occasionally bands will release instrumental versions of their songs as B-sides, bonus discs, etc. Might be worth checking into.

what happens when they don’t deliver?

It will be the fault of The Other. The Other is evil. The Other is ruthless. The Other is mixing drag queen and trans DNA in your child’s classroom using your fine silver and selling it to power the space lasers. Lies are the gift that keeps on giving.

Not a whole lot, but it’s better than just my subbed feed. (Mostly niche interests far from any sort of critical mass.)