Your mom’s a superfood

I’m glad that deep distrust I’ve harboured regarding brussel sprouts has finally been validated.

With genocide and plagues, oh my!

If we quit beef our problems would be over.

Why? It’s the next generation’s problem. And what have they done for us!?

Such a helpful kitty!

Then why did I get fries and a shake with that!?

Man if you ever get the chance to see a wolf irl take it! At first you think it’s a husky, but as it comes out of the woods into the clearing you can see it’s the size of it, the size of the jaw. Built for snapping tibias. A predator’s gaze falls upon you. And you realize it’s definitely not a dog. All those half remembered, ancient tales of wolves suddenly being made truth. Whom will be hunter, and who will be hunted. You crouch and grasp at the forest floor. A rock, a stick, anything. It turns to go and so do you, realizing too late it’s buddy was in the woods to your back. It stops, looks over it’s shoulder once more, and asks for about tree fiddy.

Lol your 12&3 is a pretty good summary of Russian military history. The thing about Russians is there’s always more Russians.

Heaven! Where heroine Tuesday blends seamlessly into crack pipe Friday!

Fuck I miss smoking. If there’s a heaven it will be well stocked with Marlboro reds and quality coffee.

Right there. You’ve normalized driving 5 hr, roughly 200 miles? It’s a crazy way to be. No one’s proposing you strap your wife to your handlebars

I haven’t owned a personal auto in a decade, and doubt I ever will again. The more you eschew our auto centric way of being, the more ridiculous it will look. When I see people in traffic now all I can think of is how fat, angry, miserable and lazy your passing motorists will look.

Everyone’s got reasons they can’t give up their cars, and unless you’re a farmer they’re almost all bs.

I bought a set of 4 matched plates off eBay. It may be shallow consolation but some of those plates and what-not go to loving homes. My plates are classy AF and I love them

Fuck I hate Indiana. I was an over the road trucker, and got to know all the states a bit. Indiana was consistently the worst.

Ty! It was so good. I was so disappointed when it got just shit on by the fan base. I was never huge into anime, but I did watch the original, and thought the live action was really good and faithful where it counted.

The only quick and easy way I know is to burn it in a dark room. If you get a pure blue flame you’re good. But if it’s at all orange, it needs another go through the still.

Yoshi ain’t having your shit!

So this picture was taken, sent to me via txt, then cropped by me. Here’s the original.

Majestic AF