Imagine his face when PHP turns around and demands 8% of the WordPress projects funding.

Agreed, why deploy a soldier when a predator drone could land a knife missile on that guy from several klicks up?

He’s got a podcast

I’m loving it so far.

How many eagles per gun is 4 sauce packs?

Holy shit… That means fonts that differentiate Zero from Capital O with a dot or line are technically false…

POOR IMPULSE CONTROL

I’m not addicted.
I can stop playing whenever I want.
I definitely don’t think about how best to optimize the order of Jokers when I should be working, that’s silly, why would you even mention that?

Sir/Madame, I think you are confused.
The Emus won the war… Australia has been run by an Emu shadow government since 1932.

When the Emus finally reveal how much power they have been amassing we are going to have more to worry about than the .au TLD.

Need I remind you that Australia produces 8% of the worlds uranium.

There will be hell to pay when the Emu finally show themselves to the world.

Every experience is subjective?
No, it is the rest of the world that is wrong.

Your coworkers shame you for not donating your time to the company?
Seems pretty fucked up. sounds like yall need a union rep.

Here’s a free gift.
The word homeowner has Meow in the middle of it.
It’s actually ho-moew-ner
Good luck trying to forget this infohazard.

It’s easy to forget his name, seeing as the 3rd book is never going to be released.

Meanwhile Sanderson almost accidentally emmits books

Do you mean Patrick Rothfuss?

Absolutely none lol.
I have found jumping back in and just trying to follow the Iceborne quests to be easy enough to get back into…

I am in “Endgame” content now.

May as well add caffeine to a milkshake at that point …

Totally this.
Pretty much every chain cafe roasts their beans to an inch of their life, to give them a generic “coffee” flavour profile.

Because god forbid coffee have even the slight variance of flavour.

Started cranking Monster Hunter again.
Finally finished Iceborne. Monster hunter’s gameplay always blows me away.

Ahh yes, Compressterol, the Artery clamping compound.

What mods are you playing?
It’s been a long time since I have ventured into modded Minecraft

Firefox with uBlock Origin on Windows. Nothing so far.

I guess they only want to fuck their own customers so far?