Guns don’t kill people, people kill people…
… With guns.
Guns don’t kill people, people kill people…
… With guns.
I like it that way. Get more on the screen. Icons look pretty but are rather pointless with this layout.
It’s the only way!
Nah I find I can get to everything quicker. The way the menu on the right pops out the names of the apps when you touch it has to be seen to be appreciated.
The button can do anything. I have it set to open my actual phone, i.e. to make a call.


That was essentially why the US was founded.


I hate to be even more of that guy but the suffix ‘mancer’ has nothing to do with ‘man’ or ‘mankind’ but is derived from the Old French word “mancie,” which itself comes from the Latin “mantia” and ultimately from the Greek “manteia,” meaning divination. Therefore, “mancer” typically signifies someone who manipulates a certain element or force, often with a divinatory aspect.


Good one. I saved a bottle of champagne for over 20 years waiting for the day that Thatcher died, then drank it while dancing naked in my garden singing “Ding dong the witch is dead”. Happy days.


Uk comic Bob Monkhouse told the following joke many decades ago:
“When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They’re not laughing now.”
Can I be the first to declare myself anti-anti-antifa?