

The world is on fire, but if you don’t add fire to the fire, you might get burned.


The world is on fire, but if you don’t add fire to the fire, you might get burned.


No need to go that far. If we just require one valid photo ID for TikTok, the children will finally be safe.


But on the other hand, it’s really polite about me knowing nothing about anything, so I think we should invest all the money on Earth into it.


The Genius Bar are much more violent these days.


All those guns and they’re still throwing their projectiles


Nope! Sorry. Still just a wet sack of shit.


Ok I’ll do 70 hour weeks as long as it promises I am also a billionaire by retirement. So that’ll be a salary of 21 million a year please.


Oh my god, “both sides same” crew were right all along.


The straight to video sequel: Bonespurs Mountain
Because she wants to expose pedophiles in office. How dare she?


Makes me extra intrigued about what’s going on in the Department of War building now.
I;m Thinking About Thos Beans


Who needs to drink in the afternoon when you can have 6 beers before 11am.


The repetition of “Q&A” reads like this comment was also outsourced to AI.


I think we can keep them in sentences together, just don’t allow them to be in a room together.


Not just migrants - asylum seekers. How dare they escape certain death, make a perilously long journey and expect to earn enough money to live.


“Forever brand” really has “forever chemicals” vibes.


Considering these recent developments, perhaps GapeAI


If this were truly a democracy, his constituents would get a referendum on whether he can both represent them and Microsoft at the same time.
I thought we at least used to try to hide the corruption.
1 in 5 people seeing something as positive is not a high approval rating in the beginning.