Who can afford a backup egg?

Completely normal. Also a good opportunity to practice the art of letting go.

“An abnormal reaction to an abnormal situation is normal behavior.” Viktor Frankl

Well

No need to censor, you can say A on lemmy.

Please do not drag the same tired jokes over from reddit (e.g. broken arms). Stick around long enough to learn Lemmy’s tired jokes.

People have different reactions to different substances.

Some stores will even double your money back.

Yes

Why are all the captions being posted as spoilers? I get an error any time I try to remove them.

And clam chowder is just a savory latte with bugs in it.

What kind of cake should I bake when it happens?

Check your library. They do all kinds of activities.

Spluh!

I know it’s the joke but it’s funnier if you spell it correctly. The “too” is misheard which makes it a joke.

You mean two-tired

Tattoos, yes. Sunglasses, yes. Regular glasses, yes. Seconding what another commenter said about just being clean and well-kempt.

It would be Pedro for sure.