My friend’s uncle who works for Nintendo told me that futanari is girls with dicks.

Linus has a history of abusing that rule. Just search “Linus Torvalds Rule 34” for a comprehensive overview.

It’s the only reason anybody watches any of his fights, but the dickweed keeps winning. Everything about this fight suggests that he’s gonna finally get his face caved in, but I’m not holding my breath.

WhAt DoEs A mOcKiNgBiRd SoUnD LiKe?

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Former employee here.

God damn them all, I was told we’d sail the seas for American gold, we’d fire no guns, shed no tears.

Now I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier. Also, management will call you to work unpaid overtime. Stay away from this place!

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I literally took this picture this morning. Here’s an uncropped version:

Do you not?

I find this image to be an extraordinary convergence of decisions

Either works, really.

TENNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS

Knowledge Fight. Dan listens to InfoWars so you don’t have to.

He has immersed himself in the world of Alex Jones, InfoWars, and other right-wing shit-headerry for almost 8 years now, and he brings a depth of research and continuity to the conversation that nobody else really does. He goes beyond the usual “wow, what a hypocrite” criticism and thoroughly eviscerates anything even remotely resembling a valid point that these dicks make. His co-host, Jordan, screeches along in an occasionally hilarious fashion.

They’re about to release their 1,000th episode, and virtually all of them are worth a listen (even going back to 2016-2017). It really shows how often people like Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, Joe Rogan, Trump, Laura Loomer, and so forth have been overlapping and collaborating for years.

The girl at the cliffside was certainly a new one…

Scatter my remains across Disney World, although I don’t want to be cremated.

Yeah, this is pretty painful to watch. Trump is a piece of shit, but he’s way more forceful and even somewhat coherent. Meanwhile, Biden’s just above a whisper and is somewhere between stuttering and rambling.

I can’t believe you’ve done this.

This, to me, is one of the biggest fallacies of tech companies claiming they care about sustainability goals. No matter the application, most of our hardware is made with materials that come from central Africa. Those mines and facilities are largely controlled by China. Whatever you think of China politically, you have to recognize that many of the sustainability disclosures that, say, Apple is making are premised on these mines self-reporting compliance with certain standards. In practice, miners are using outdated, poorly maintained equipment. Commonly, they’re using shovels and even their hands.

You can write all the cutesy reports you want with stock photos of green leaves, hands holding soil, and smiling “farmers.” Unless and until you’re directly funding better means of extracting raw materials like cobalt from the ground, companies’ claims about their commitment to ESG should be completely dismissed as nonsense.

Some sources:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-24/cobalt-mining-in-the-congo-green-energy/100802588

https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2023/02/01/1152893248/red-cobalt-congo-drc-mining-siddharth-kara

https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2023/09/drc-cobalt-and-copper-mining-for-batteries-leading-to-human-rights-abuses/

For a bounty hunter? Definitely. For shift supervisor at the run-down Walgreens on the shitty side of town in Des Moines next to a Matress Firm and the CBD shop? Less so.