I’ll never understand people begging to stylishly go to prison. Who are these plastic, dead-eyed posers? How is anyone this disconnected from the concept of stealth wealth?

After cutting my teeth in the business world, I’ve seen people hide away money they have no right to. They take their families on extended sailing trips. They attend parties where everyone else is also wearing many thousands of dollars. Their cars are old models with aftermarket replacement parts that run like a dream. They have vacation homes in places where filming is discouraged. They don’t buy their business partners gaudy gifts like they’re courting a royal marriage.

It’s not acceptable to evade taxes and hoard money (my money no longer allows deals with such people), but if you’re going to do all that nonsense why choose to go tell on yourself?

Yes. I have a masters degree in digital marketing, and I’m very excited for this.

I’M HERE FOR IT. This is the future, and I’m genuinely invested in this (I’ve spoken to marketing industry people about how cool this could be).

Unhappy with the recently uploaded file feature load function occasion app…? Would you like… BETTER recently uploaded file feature load function occasion app…?!

I bet someone got it in their head that slow reviews were the reason the company wasn’t meeting a goal, and they asked everyone to contribute.

😂 exactly

But it makes me feel better about living on this planet with you, knowing that at least I’ve disrespected you with my whole chest. I’m not here to convince anyone. I’m here to shoot fish in a barrel.

Untrue. I’m talking about a social institution, specifically a white one in the first world.

The upvotes say otherwise, genius.

🍑💨 take whatever control measures you think will work, little guy

Says you, baby boo

😅

I recommend you avoid difficult things.

Irrelevant, but true. Thankfully it doesn’t take anger to call a spade a spade.

Shots fired from the sidelines.

you need to learn to think, buddy bitch

You gotta learn to THINK, buddy. This is why Christianity is so poisonous. You guys can’t even crunch a complex thought that goes against your programming.

You’re 100% right: this is the best you can do.

Sad

It substitutes decisions made from best judgement to decisions made from a myth based on ancient mysticism and a canonization process decided upon by a bunch of people born hundreds of years after materials were written. No one who is a supposed Christian is making moral judgements or bashing their life and lifestyle on anything besides a group consensus and a charismatic, designated thinker.

It erases a person, especially in first world white churches. POC Churches function as a local government in many ways, which shifts the brutality of social climbing based on popularity and conformity to principles that are ultimately based in hate. It subjugates the person until they want their enemies to die in eternal hellfire. It’s sick.

Untrue. The point of Christianity is to deify the right parietal lobe as godly communication and answer to no one’s definition of right and wrong besides the one the “Christian” accepts. It’s anarchic social climbing disguised as spiritualism. The rest is a lie you tell yourself multiple times a day, every day, until it destroys your sense of self.

I DIDN’T EXPECT SO MANY SIMPS

FUCKIN CHRIST