Make me

You should stop calling yourself an engineer unless you drive a train

You’re a moron if you use this.

But certainly not coincidental

Almost like using a single giant wiper is a bad idea

Bbbbbbbut it looks cool!

Google has been doing on device stuff since at least the pixel 3

Can we just have both entities annihilate each other? Please? They’re both shit

It’s not a now thing. It’s already here. My thermostat, sprinkler controller, and rice cooker all run Android

Federated directories. We’re going back to Yahoo like it’s 1995

And it’s still worse than a picture of a hill in Sonoma

Replace the CEO with an AI. They’re both good at lying and telling people what they want to hear, until they get caught

overwatch style

You mean team fortress style

Alexa and Google home came out nearly a decade ago

I quite like kagis universal summarizer, for example. It let’s me know if a long ass YouTube video is worth watching

So you want Kagi

How about they cut executive pay instead of fucking the rank and file over

During my most recent job search, the most annoying thing I saw was “resume consultants”

They’d reach out like an interested recruiter, but very quickly get to the sales pitch

Apologies are free and valueless

But you don’t have to go sketchy off brand. You can get Ubiquiti if you want a really good system, or eufy or reolink if you don’t want to muck about with the sysadmin stuff Ubiquiti requires

Can we start with the CEOs? Pretty sure shatGPT can do their jobs easily

Best thing Elon has ever done right here