Jury-rigged?

My guess is they probably previously had 1 or 2 15-minute paid breaks, and a 30-minute unpaid lunch break. But now they only get the unpaid break.

I don’t like how it limits you to certain muted colors, but I do like monochrome icon packs for certain setups, like my current one with nova launcher

Big if true

Sometimes the village within the town even has the same name, like Batavia and Albion

Donald Duckin’ it

Wow those sure are some punchable faces

Nobody of value is still on Facebook anyway.

This is my parking lot, I sell mackerel and blueberries

sharpens guillotine

I was lucky enough to have options after I moved a few years ago, and went with the smaller semi-local isp that offers better speeds for better prices, and no bullshit. The customer service is actually pretty good too. I hope more people get options like that, it felt so good to leave the big guys.

That’s the punchline, it’s just very dark humor

Well I ain’t seen my baby, don’t know where she’s been / I’ve been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans / Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose / Give you a triple-shot of my toots / But that’s not all there is, yeah that’s only one part / When I do one whistle, one jump, and one fart / One whistle / One jump / And one fart

That’s . . . how fried chicken is made

You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.

and use sand for lube