See, his mistake was not killing him during a Career Day at an elementary school. If he took out kids as well, he wouldn’t get a terrorism charge.

Put it on an album cover!

I want to eat it so badly

And then I’m sad later when it’s broken

They’re just making things at this point

The DELUSiONAL crack in my left pocket:

Why would anybody want this?

The best part is that since wokeism has clearly took over Mexico, the cartel can’t kill her because they would be cancelled for being sexist!

/satire

There’s a big difference between my phone changing caulk to cock and my phone telling me to make pizza with Elmer’s glue

Describing a high intensity DDOS attack on one of the world’s most important resources as simply “mean” is unironically one of the funniest things I’ve read this year.

Hope they get some support soon.

Would you say dragon fuck cars?

I completely forgot about that site. Thanks for reminding me.

Well, this sucks. PayPal was great for only having your credit card information in one place - now it looks like I’ll have to risk it with every website.

I don’t have exact numbers, (just anecdotals) but SponsorBlock has some basic stats, and so far they’ve saved people over 3962 years worth of time. By dividing that by how many skips there are, (3,608,826,265) you get roughly 34.6452092 seconds. Per skipped segment, which videos often have multiple of.

This doesn’t include videos that are purely promotional sponsored videos disguised as content, (see modern LTT or RyanToyReviews) video content that would break the coherency of the video if skipped or actual non-video ads that are becoming more and more frequent.

SponsorBlock also has options to skip filler in videos, which is hit or miss since it’s all community submitted, but…

Renshuu is also really great if you’re willing to pay a little bit - it’s like Japanese Genki with a built-in community!

Seems like it’s working as intended - have you seen the sponsor to content ratio on YouTube these days?

So sad I won’t be able to bequeath “Fifty Shades of Fur - Gay Erotic Visual Novel 18+” to my grandchildren

Thanks, Google!

YEAH!

YEAH!

YEAH!

no.