No that would be:

Touchin’ meEEEEEEEeeeEE! Touchin’ yoOOOOOOOoooOO! Touching’ me YEAH I’M TOUCHIN’ YOOOOOOU!

As a musician who has had to play it more times than I’d care to admit, I just want to remind everyone that Neil Diamond wrote that song about an 11-year-old

How do you say, the “nooks and crannies.”

Found the fascist!

Don’t know who downvoted you, you’re absolutely right. Just as an anecdotal example, my grandmother was an extremely intelligent and progressive Italian-American woman, but Columbus was the one thing she would never budge on. It goes back to a time when Catholics had to constantly defend their loyalty to America. I’d imagine St Patrick’s day was a similar thing. It was these immigrants’ single point of pride that other Americans would respect and understand.

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How many people have you shot?

Yes, bowling! And not to be that guy, but you should watch that movie. Like tonight.

A pager isn’t “enemy equipment” in the same way a missile or a gun is. There were literally cell phone stores exploding in Lebanon. A 9-year-old girl died. This is 100% a fucking war crime. If someone kills a member of your family do you get to booby-trap the stove in their house so the kids get their faces melted off?

One year of beans and jeans. Here’s to many more!

Happy cake day, twin. I guess June 12th is like the baby boom for lemmy

The first rule of comstruction: attention to detail. Got it!

I carry them because I’m a professional musician and I just get sick of spelling my name for people. It has my booking email, instagram, and phone number on it. Super handy.

I’ll always remember being 14 and going to get my pre-ordered copy of SC2. It came with a free t-shirt. They hand me this shirt which is just a giant picture of Ivy wearing basically nothing. The look on my mom’s face lol

Are they not smoking Virginia Slims these days?

I’m not sure where I read dark souls 4. It’s very late here in the US…

Seath the Scaleless caused me actual trauma.

Looks like it got scraped from an Onion article.

You’re really bad at this - seriously, it’s sad.

No, it’s low-effort rage baiting so I conflate it with trolling. That’s why I said “troll harder” lol