I love Bernie, but all his bills are so pie in the sky, they never have any chance of passing. He’s the great hope, that’s always dashed on the rocks. Unless we king him…

Hot garbage site does hot garbage stuff. Reddit makes it too easy to take dumps on itself.

Looks like a highschool party.

Nintendo is infamous for being horrible. You dodged a bullet.

Holy shit. Never thought I’d see the day. When I was working QA they would lay us off after the end of every project. It sucked. We’d be off work for months at a time. No benefits, no healthcare, no OT pay, long hours, bullshit 1099 contracts. And if you were on a shit title, sorry homie. Enjoy Barbie’s Island adventure.

I hope they like watching me masturbate to porn on my couch.

Y2K finally happened.

I grab one or two of my cats and get to cuddling. I play ARK survival evolved, too. I love that game. I also go thrifting, found a VCR and a Nintendo 64 controller today. I’m watching Forrest Gump on the VCR it right now.

I got a late stage circumcision (I was 10). Cut is better.