You probably even think it’s one of those overisized checks that are often shown in your TV shows, don’t you.

It’s a bit dry.

I cannot wait for the old fart to fart his last fart.

You are naive, if you really think that the law still applies to people in Trump’s near proximity.

Are there no laptops with magsafe and 3.5mm?

What point? That there are laptops with fewer universal ports? That the universal ports improved throughout time and includes more function that it did before, which means we require fewer ports in total?

What is the point without dumb rage-bating Linux nerds?

WTF is this boomer facebook post shit?

Ok, redditor.

This isn’t Reddit.

sheepishly retract myself from this conversation.

You could’ve done this without announcing it and the additional word soup.

“Designers boss engineers”.

That’s what happens when people who know nothing about the industry post their word soup as fact.

“Playing and instrument”, for example, is likely not a tender accoustic guitar in the moonlight. It’s repetitive, monotonic, loud noise, that rarely resembles music most of the time, no matter the instrument.

Same with woodworking, it’s not sculpting a figurine with a knife and a pipe in your mouth. It’s FUCKING LOUD machines, wood dust everywhere (if you’re a hobbyist), every nook of your place becomes wood storage.

Most of the “attractive” hobbies might sound attractive, when you don’t really think about them and go with your first thought (that’s mostly based on depictions in films/tv shows, etc.)

Too much generalisation for my taste.

“Top 15 hobbies that sound attractive to women”

Let me get this straight:

1. Person A makes a social network
2. People flock to it
3. Person A sells the social network to person B
4. Networks does a 180, destroying communitie; people outraged.
5. Same person A makes a social network
6. People flock to it.
7. [surely we can predict what is going to happen here, right?]

The fact that this is an actual possibility is absolutely hilarious.

Couchfucker said what?

It gets even crazier if you think about planes as flying metal sausages with wings.

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

I see what you did their’e

You’re sitting in a throne made of shit, and you’re feeling right at home.