They say that it’s who you blow.

I will absolutely take that under consideration.

The loaf is upside down, that’s what’s wrong!

Leaf blower. They are loud and the “breath” coming from them is pretty awesome.

That looks whorable

Did you even try it?

My partner shows a VA card when asked.

I had Great-Great Grandparents in my life until I was in my late teens because of this.

I noticed that it is completely empty.

B(ai) scuit?

Oh The Nerve!

Do you think Kitty is making biscuits?

Go brush your teeth!

Did my grandma write this because it sounds just like something my grandma would write.

I think that you would just end up with a sticky butt hole.

I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!

I don’t think that you have anything to worry about, she looks like she enjoys the attention that you give her. You have a kind soul.

I love these pictures of Sandy, she looks so relaxed. You seem to take great care.

I think that you better get over there.

When the dog makes the barf noise.