Did my grandma write this because it sounds just like something my grandma would write.
All that and a bag of chimps.
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PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What would happen if I took a thc gummy as a suppository?English4·5 months agoI think that you would just end up with a sticky butt hole.
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?English2·5 months agoI die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!
I don’t think that you have anything to worry about, she looks like she enjoys the attention that you give her. You have a kind soul.
I love these pictures of Sandy, she looks so relaxed. You seem to take great care.
I think that you better get over there.
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the most effective at waking you up in the morning?English36·6 months agoWhen the dog makes the barf noise.
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.worldto pics@lemmy.world•Sandy wants to know if I have games on my phoneEnglish18·6 months agoThe sweetest compliment I ever got was from my late husband. He told me that my skin was as soft as a pony’s nose. This made me think of him, thank you.
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If you were an intelligent sea creature who could not always rely on the sky to tell time (as is often the norm whilst out there), what would you use as a time reference if you wanted to measure time?English3·8 months agoHow many up downs of my flip flop.
He, she, it, I, we, you, they.
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are some strange SFW objects that can fit in the handle of a car door?English4·9 months agoA half of a sandwich with a few bites taken out of it.
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.worldto cats@lemmy.world•This is my deck, but this is not my cat...English35·10 months agoJust think about being that cat. Wander around a neighborhood and see a person on their deck sitting in a chair, go over and lay on their belly.
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•When was the last time you felt guilt about something, as in that emotional pit you noticeably feel in your stomach when you have done something wrong towards someone?English9·10 months agoYou seem to be treating everyone, including yourself, with respect. I can’t think of anything that is kinder. This sounds like a hard thing not the wrong thing to do.
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•When was the last time you felt guilt about something, as in that emotional pit you noticeably feel in your stomach when you have done something wrong towards someone?English12·10 months agoYou are a very kind and sensitive person.
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•UwU They don't pay you enough to not enjoy yourselfEnglish3·1 year agoEggs are going to stick to that.
So dapper!
Teriyucky flavored!
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Realtalk on vaping cannabis vape refill thingiesEnglish3·2 years agoThanks for posting this.
Go brush your teeth!