SSJ3Marx [he/him]

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Cake day: October 15th, 2024

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  • A new species of bear develops the temperament and train-ability of a domesticated dog.

    People love the domesticated bears. They’re so big and cuddly. The bears quickly become the most desired pets in the world.

    Bear breeding farms sprout up all around the world where the bears are subjected to awful conditions. There’s a general outcry against this but people keep buying the bears and the cruelty doesn’t stop.

    Many of the bears are abandoned by their owners when they become adults and the owner realizes how expensive feeding a fully-grown bear is. And that’s before we get into the issue of the piles of poop the animals leave behind!

    Although feral bears are smaller in size than their wild cousins, their sheer numbers makes their dominance in the wilderness inevitable. Habitats are destroyed and wild bears all become further endangered as the feral bears encroach on their territory and compete for food.

    Animal control in every part of the world needs its budget doubled or tripled to deal with the problem, but many governments are slow to act on the issue.

    Feral bears without fear of humans become common sights in small towns and the outskirts of cities, where they reap unmitigated havoc and destruction.

    The governments of the world finally respond as the feral bear populations make their way into wealthier areas, but their responses tend to punish responsible bear owners as much or more than they actually address the bear-related problems.

    In America, the Supreme Court rules that the right to “bear arms” includes the right to own a bear, so the few places that manage to have sensible restrictions on ownership are forced to drop them.






  • What up chat its ya boi the Rizzler, and today were gonna be skibidin on the Ohio River while we play some Fortnite on my new iPhone 13 Pro Max, but wait there’s more, were gonna be using my new XBOX series S controller with the new haptic feedback, now lets get this party started with some “Bussin Bussin Bussin” on the dance floor, so don’t forget to hit that like button and subscribe to my channel, and if you do I’ll give you a shoutout in my next video, and don’t forget to follow me on Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter, and to use promo code “RIZZLER” to get a 10% discount on your next purchase on my TikTok shop. Oh shit look out the front window of the car it’s Mr Beast and his new Tesla Model X with a custom wrap, I’ve got to pull up on him, so let’s get some bangers going in the car to impress him, oh wait he’s got a girl with him so let’s turn down that music. “Yo what’s up bro you’re that Rizzler guy right, yeah dude I’m a huge fan of yours, you were the one who inspired me to get into YouTube” haha yeah BLAT BLAT BLAT I just mass shot the Mr Beast crew and took his new Tesla Model X with the custom wrap now lets get out of here before the cops get here, so let’s crank up this shit to some Skrillex, oh wait the cops are behind me, “This is Officer Kyle Rittenhouse you’re under arrest for murdering Mr Beast” sorry officer but I’m not stopping for no one, you better run to your squad car and hop on your two way radio and call for some backup because we’re about to have a high speed chase on our hands. “Dispatch, dispatch, come in, this is car 1312 in pursuit of the Rizzler, suspect is armed and dangerous and considered a threat to society, please send backup immediately, I repeat immediately” “10-4 car 1312, we have a bird in the air, and a roadblock at exit 12” oh shit I got a police helicopter on my tail now so let’s do a 360 donut in this empty intersection, while I do this donut and hit this vape don’t forget to leave a comment down below if you think I’m gonna get out of this one alive kappa annd don’t forget to subscribe to me second channel where we’ll be rizzing up Mr Beast’s ghost at 3AM.