Sabata

I just assumed it was a scam the moment I saw it. Just thought it was farming data for profit out in the open because everyone else dose that. They went above and beyond and made corpo malware.

They got malware cheating? Good.

I don’t know what factory I am supposed to grow this week.

We sold the steering wheel long ago.

Missed a great opportunity to force the mailman to fist a snowman.

Not quite slots but just as evil, don’t want to dox myself.

I would also be waste deep in the machine and they get pissy I’m not going to crawl out to tell them what a dying plant cold figure out.

I had this happen a lot when I fixed gambling machines. No I’m not putting a fucking winner in.

If you own a yacht, you are already rich enough to be above the law.

If I stop, I die to something embarrassing that should have been obvious, or worse run out of money while being an American.

A smiley face drawn in MS paint could probably manage.

Will I be assassinated if I use a Luigi board?

Yep. Especially the O part.

No thanks, I’ve stopped. :(

The marketing team is a major backbone of our economy and makes the entire wold cool with us killing poor people for oil.

3. Collect fees on all water passing under your apartment as you are paying an amazing rental rate on public infrastructure.

Double-dick both handles?

Frabbenstachbaun and Partners.

I made them up so they are the only business that haven’t broken the law yet.

Welp, better rope my self for my typo.

I don’t believe there is good in human nature, so I’m going to remain grossed out by both handles.