Bless their hearts, they still think Palestinians will be allowed, let alone alive, to move back into Gaza.

Just fucking do it already. We are all going to fuck sooner or later so let’s get it on now. No more foreplay just spit on it and get to fucking.

Outrageous! How the fuck are we supposed to murder, rob, subjugate, steal, and run our modern-day slave empires if the ICC can just go and arrest people all willy-nilly and shit?

This is better than cable, it’s like super cable or something.

Seeeeeeecrets

This will be the Trump response to Ukraine.

If you don’t concede to Russia’s peace demands we will pull out of NATO.

Europe will dry up like grandma’s sense of humor.

No drugs, just drogas.

Hell yeah, this might be the timeline where Best Korea fools everyone and takes over both Russia and Ukraine moves all their people there, and opens a chain of kimchi-focused fast-casual restaurant/DahnMuDo centers called Kim’s Ki Brain and Body Center.

Water is wet, UN Official Warns.

Stop teasing me Daddy Jong-un, get your dick out and let’s fuck already.

Good, widows and orphans over there in Gaza killing protesters, launching missiles, blowing up walkie-talkies and pagers. Not the Israeli government no sir, they are just defending themselves from the killers, these widows and orphans, I bet they are widows and orphans because they killed their husbands and parents.

Hell, an orphaned widow came to my house and shot my dad. True story, she came in yelled Admiral Akbar, and shot him dead. True story, trust me bro.

Lol that’s how you know it’s bots

These damn bots are out of control lol

“I’ve met Putin, what a guy, some say he’s the second-best guy. I don’t know, what I do know is I am the best guy. People say Mr. President you’re the best guy, no guys better just the best of the best they say. I told Poots, that’s what I call him Poots it’s like a pet name, he calls me cyka, which means friend in Russian because we are best friends some say the only true friends because we are such good friends. Anyway, he gets a bad rap poots, he just wants to stop the nazis and help Russians stuck in Ukraine by the criminal Biden crime family. Crooked Hillary won’t let Russia grow, they need to grow. Nazis, Hillarys, maybe even a few Obamas that’s Ukraine. Obama is trying to stop Russia, I said you can’t do that, they can’t do that. Let’s help Poots stop the crooked Clintons and bring back Taco Tuesdays, you remember Taco Tuesdays? On Tuesdays, before Obama outlawed it we used to have tacos. I had big Macs because I am not Mexican, not a fan of beans. Putin says nazis took his beans to Ukraine, I don’t know…maybe, some say it’s true. Smart people say it, they say Mr. President we need to leave Ukraine and let Russia have it so they can grow and stop Hillary from sending Hunter over there to steal their beans.” - Donald Trump

It’s a lot harder to lebensraum if the people that live there are still alive. Hopefully, they can devise some sort of camp to house all those “subhuman animals” and the settlers can move in and make the area livable again.

I fucking hate this timeline.

Is it 1999 all over again?

Right so, FSB instigated and facilitated IS to attack theater in Moscow in a Hail Mary to drum up support for Ukraine War escalation. Gotcha…well it worked in 1999 so why not lol

You are no longer in need of aid if you are dead.

“If you kill another 30,000 people we will be super mad and have some really big feelings about it.”

Just for shits and giggles, Germany should invade Kaliningrad Oblast to help save the German-speaking population that was so ruthlessly cut off from Germany after the end of WWII. They could change the name back to Königsberg and then give it to Poland as a gift for that whole Lebensraum thing and you know the other stuff that my crazy racist neighbor Mike says is fake history.

Then Poland in a show of friendship and solidarity could gift it to Lithuania and they could go back to calling it Lithuania Minor. I think this is a solid plan that benefits the oppressed German speakers and re-unifies this long-lost region to its ancestral homelands. Also, throw something in there about stopping nazi governments and child trafficking just to be safe.

They can set up their deradicalization camps. In these camps, they can teach the Palestinian new skills and give them jobs. They can even have some sort of slogan that they could put above the entrance to the main camp. Something like “Work Will Set You Free.”