Ich bin dabei 🙋🏼‍♂️

“historical assertions” OP was probably shitting when posting this.

Nothing about a thought has to be factual.

People don’t understand that they don’t have to agree with a shower thought xD

Lucky Number 3 baby 😎🫠

First, I save this meme to my phone.

Second, I attempt to legally enter the US.

Third, I have all my rights revoked and get kidnapped by ICE.

Fourth, I wait and watch as the insects all get eaten before they can get to me.

See, being detained by Trump and his lizard people doesn’t have to be all bad.

Sooo they’re doing exactly what ol’ Xi-nny the Poo wants them to do?

Hey! Who snapped this picture of my ex wife?!

Warte auf Mittwoch, dann geht’s wirklich los😎🐸

muchas gracias amigo

Caillou is what North Korea uses to torture spies

The video here explains it clearly

Es ist gar kein Englisch Sub xD Is ist bloß für „Shit Posting", das heißt in welchem Sprache ist egal.

Honest mistake on my side though, my feed is always bouncing between languages. Sorry if that somehow upset you.

Hochwahrscheinlich Ki

Balders Gate 3 people

Positive?

Yes, h.i.v. positive.

What did piss baby Don not get what he wanted? I’ve heard he’s got a weak heart, just like his weak mind.

Yuck, New Zealand pulling a trump. I wonder who they’ll bomb.

Man you were quicker than me! I had another version of this planned, oh well. I’ll still work on it

This is the most original meme I’ve seen on here in a long time