Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

Thanks for the fact check. In my defense I read this on a BBS in the 90s so the details are hazy

I’ve loved Macs since the 80s and he’s honestly the worst part about them. Everyone else who worked on the team was a brilliant, creative person. He was kind of a jerk.

Steve Jobs worked out a system with the local Mercedes dealer where he’d get a new car every three months.

Why every three months? Because that was how long you could drive without a license plate, and he liked to park in handicapped spots and they couldn’t ticket him without a plate.

That mix tape looks 🔥

Until the ground subsides completely and your house falls over, that is

WFH casual is wayyy more casual than the most casual office casual.

They work through electron tunneling through a semiconductor, so something does go through them like an old punch card reader

I’d rather get a new job than have to buy a whole-ass work wardrobe

I got this one from Mr. Bezos, though it appears discontinued.

I really like the workout I get from it, since it does my arms, shoulders, abs, back, and legs all at once. The only issue I’ve had is that I have to wear shoes because the foot things hurt my bare feet, but that’s minor. It was really easy to set up and you get a free plastic water pump with it.

Also, I’m tall and my partner is short but it works for both of us without adjustment which is better than their exercise bike. I also like that it can stand up for storage, which reduces its footprint by like 90%.

Then why do I see myself in it?

This is my sign that I should get on my rowing machine

Update: I did 20 minutes of moderate exercise today!

Solid state is kinda like a microscopic punch card.

Kwisatz Daderach

“Over the river and through the wood” was published in 1844 and depicted needing a sleigh to visit grandmother’s house on Thanksgiving.

By the 1950s snow in Vermont on Christmas was something you dreamed of.

If sharing Luigi’s manifesto is glorifying violence then so is sharing the Declaration of Independence.

Get a really big laser pointer to distract it

Seeing this brings me back to my youth

There’s a disappointing lack of IT Crowd references in this thread

The person writing it had some personal and medical problems. I wish I could help him out because he brought me to the fediverse.

Because Kbin isn’t around anymore