Martyrdom is my guess

Martyrdom, probably

Didn’t he already mention this last year?

An armed dog ate my home work

Pretty sure that’s illegal under EU law

How does something like this not show up in tests?

$6

anything more than the gas to deliver a ticket is a scam

Did you miss the part where OP said this was in Dubai? I don’t think the commenter you’re replying to carries that view.

In Saudi Arabia, for example, it is illegal to carry sex toys or alcohol even when transiting.

Control + Arrows also moves your text cursor by whole words. Combine it with shift and you can easily select a bunch of text without the mouse.

Another one that took me far too long to learn: Shift + Tab will do the same thing as tab (next element) in reverse

Yep, it’s very clear. Far right parties are growing, conservatives are running after them trying to keep their voters by using more and more populist tactics, often crossing the line to keep up with far-right talking points, since they can’t keep their voters with their status-quo, corporations-first policies that they’ve been pushing for decades.

Almost explicitly so, free speech for those who want to scream the N-word and (shadow/) bans for pro-union posters and those critical of musk

Very much so, the Bavarian Conservative Party literally has gone to have talks with republicans to use their election strategies, the German-wide AgD has ramped up their Anti-LGBT campaigning and started to use similar messaging to far-right propaganda networks, e.g. “protect our children”, “pedophiles”, photoshopped images of CSAM at pride events, etc.

As a kid (maybe 6-8) at the beach. My dad was on the shore and I waded out and kept going further and further, until the sand bank fell off and I dropped what felt like 5m underwater and couldn’t find my way back. I wasn’t a bad swimmer but panic set in and I got disoriented. Felt like I was treading water for 15 minutes but it was more like 3 until a family friend saw what was happening and made it out to me to pull me back to the shore.

Except when you try to protect them from having a closed casket funeral because their bullet riddled bodies can only be identified by their sneakers

How is this a meme? lol

Quadratestadt bruda walla

Fuck me sideways I had no idea I actually liked microblogging until I got on Mastodon. I always thought “Twitter just wasn’t my kind of site” but I really really enjoy Mastodon

And chronically underpaid and underfunded. Where I live there are over (or near, can’t quite remember) a thousand children waiting for spots. These are children (mostly from poorer families) that are missing out on important education and socialization.

Haha, classic:

Really didn’t think it would be necessary with “I’m sure mark learned his lesson” while he actively continues to destroy society lmao but I see the /s is necessary even on lemmy