¿Qué?

Also no one else being there.

Also being in my home.

Also getting to work in pants.

So I guess nothing, then 👌

There you go, that’s exactly what I was thinking. Thanks!

That’s what they always say, but no one considers the starting conditions.

Imagine you’re fighting a dead fat guy. Sounds easy, right? 300kg of dead weight just waiting for you to bury your fists in it.

But now imagine the fat guy starts next to you, standing. Can you stop 300kg of dead flabby dude from burying you? Didn’t think so. You’re gonna die a gruesome suffocating death under some guy’s quadruple chin because you didn’t consider the implications.

Come on. Be better, people.

I thought you fed on sovereignty like the rest of us?

You’re missing out, bruvva

Wait, thats is very different from what I read back in the day. I know there was a point at, I dunno, android 5 where they started doing something different with java, but my impression was that android always ran a JVM of sorts. And frankly, given how it performs even on the highest-end devices, that was really easy to believe.

I guess I need to do some research now.

Interesting, I always thought it had to do with Android’s ungodly software stack which at some point involves, of all things, fucking java.

Jay-Zed as a joke is definitely something I’ve done.

They’re just following in the EU’s steps in a self-aggrandising move. Everyone knows apple won’t bother with splitting the iphone line and will go with USB-C soon.

Even my iPad keyboard (the folio from Apple) “only” cost like £180. Samsung’s going nuts.

The 80% and wireless charging is where I draw the line. That’s way too much convenience to lose for me.

I’d just rather have batteries replaced every 2-3 years, which I’ve never actually found myself doing anyway. By the time the battery is going, the phone tends to be on its last legs as well.

Yeah it’s insane how much time I spent reading about ethics and shit, and then have “don’t be a dick” be one of main driving factors in my decision making.

You know what? It works just fine.

Even then, you have pretty much no way of knowing if there’s an iris. So it’s all fun and games until SLAM, all your atoms gets squished into metal.

I’d settle for hiding photos in albums from recents, as that would tell me what I need to organise and don’t.

Could even flip them horizontally for extra spiciness.

You meme it?

Speak for yourself.

I don’t even pretend.

I guess hoovering up all your data ain’t enough.

That’s soon to change when regulations come in to force apple to allow sideloading.

No it wouldn’t. Phones aren’t cheap.