… was stroking my sweet precious wart.

You got a turdbo charger!

Garret Garrison is making deliveries.

Would that make a mustache a gable?

Paul Mooney would like a word.

Well do share

A high pitched whistle slowly fading off?

Also you would be making love in water versus merely close to it. Coffee compared to either would be unsatisfactory. At best coffee that is like “ mak’n love ina canoe” is still “fukin near water”.

Just like a can of beans

I believe the yelp app uses take out, which sounds right.

How to take care of invasive species.