The bachelor is basically vault 69. Amazon is late to the party.

And Russia finally came to help them in 2021 and not amy sooner.

Are you saying the 3 year war is in retaliation for drone strikes within the past year?

I’m not super familiar with btb except that they cover bastards like kissinger. To see that they did a 4 hour episode on the DILBERT GUY… Jesus christ.

The xSlut by Elon Musk is on hold after several dicks were bitten off during testing. What’s that? Nevermind I just received word that they’re moving to immediate deployment.

Give the staff flowers or something because that is crazy. Glad this scrungly little thing made it. Give her some pets or scritches from me.

One of mine took 3 people (including me), 2 pairs of gloves, 2 towels, and half a cat carrier to finally vaccinate. Next visit I told the vet she’d need sedated. He said “I’ve dealt with calicos before.” I then heard what legitimately sounded like a large wild cat screaming. He came back in and informed me they’d need to sedate her.

The pinkies remind me heavily of naked mole rats.

Testing DNA destroys the cells you’re testing, so if you test enough cells in a human embryo to be sure that the edits worked, it dies.

I feel like we’re ignoring the obvious solution here. Stick the kids with an AIDS needle and see what happens! /s

Team America: World Police was a documentary.

Oh thank goodness. Some fine people from Mali have assured me that that was totally OK for Stalin to do because non aggression or something. So I think we’re good.

Reassess your love for dictators.

They just don’t want me to build my rat army because I will become unstoppable.

Blocked airway it is.

My understanding is that phrase is used to push against people using “x-mas.” If that’s the case for those neighbors, sit them down for a PowerPoint on the Greek letter chi and it’s use.

Greetings, Warner brothers lawyer.

Oh, I use ‘is’ than ‘are’?

Rather than.

One of the reason I love Deconstruction Zone. The host has degrees in biblical studies, reads biblical Hebrew and Greek, and was a pastor for 20 years. When Christians complain about “but the context” he drags them through the context face first.

Fun fact: the “love your neighbor” bit literally only refers to those actually close to you. I don’t remember the exact word but it’s generally accepted to refer to only Hebrews. Also a few verses later God tells you exactly who you’re allowed to enslave (anyone from foreign nations).

we can’t control who we love

yes we can

The biggest self report. It means they are gay/bi and choosing to repress it. They think everyone feels that way.

Literally this times 45,000 and that’s Christianity today.