I have this Wikipedia game I like to play that I’ll call “Conspiracy.” Basically, load a random page and find your way to Richard Nixon as soon as possible. My strat is find a way near the United States and you’ll find him lurking in a corner somewhere.
All roads lead to Nixon (mostly because every road can get you anywhere within a few pages)
Oh, that says Nintendo. I thought Viacom was up to some shit for a moment there