Right, I read and memorize all 768 pages of the manual of every since car I rent.

Recently, I’ve had everything I’ve said be completely ignored by the person taking my call. After calling back I eventually reached someone who did listen to me and was able to take action based on what I said. Sometimes, we do know what we’re talking about.

If you incinerate all of the victims, they can’t leave bad reviews!

Paywall

Yeah, all you need is a small toolkit, five minutes, and a cool head - perfect for an emergency

1. Cookie dough
2. Ball
3. ???
4. Dun

They don’t even look baked

Just the tip?

Please try again

No, these are perforated for something something pleasure

I literally dream of this.

Aw man. The only work names I get are people calling me Sideshow Bob

Why would you lie about that specific 1994 Tim Allen film?

Here they are!

You want those 130" tho

Depends on your screen size and distance. It can be a small but noticeable jump.

No shit, we literally can’t see it.

Inb4 the 144 Hz acolytes get their panties in a twist

Take your meds

It’s not “GoGird”

So the options are to herd a million cats, or to set low TTLs? Hmmm …