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Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.

The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them

If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.

I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems

Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.

Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing

Oh man. Thank you for reminding me of them. What an absolute boss he was for putting them together

No. There are too many people on this planet.

Weirdly none. Music distracts me from what I am doing.

God. All I really want is to be able to sideload and app I developed without Apple’s approval.

And not bullying kids because of their chat bubble color would be cool, too

And less of my axe

I think hoops and sticks were big for a while

Red Swingline Stapler

She looks like Bride of Pinbot

I think there’s some in Boston Harbor

All of the beams in my house have electrons

Reminds me of a quote I heard somewhere that I will now butcher.

Michael Caine was so good in the Muppets Christmas Carol because he considered his fellow Muppets to be actors.

Tim Curry was so good in the Muppets Treasure Island because he considers himself to be a muppet.

Title is weirdly worded. FTC is happy with Microsoft, just not too happy.

Mexico leading the Earth in world peace initiatives

42 Petabytes

So it was Musk who was the pedo all along

(Yes this is a terrible pun)