Hope he brings his knee pads

We know fuel is stored in the balls

I’m sure he won’t be disappointed again

Oh no, reality is leaking into the media! We must stop this unapproved narrative!

It’s funny how all those who blow whistles are so suicidal

This terrible headline keeps going…

Tldr; Completely misleading. Someone said it must use peocessing power from other universes because they are amazed by some of the results - not that anything proves anything related to a multiverse.

Out of my dreams and into my… uh house

‘Buffer zone’

Fucking war pigs

It would be, if they didn’t target the emulators and only targeted the roms/game data.

Maybe the ‘what the customer wants’ route would have been more successful?

Go back to jail. No pass go

Can’t release a sequel or single player update in a decade - can impose cheat engines. Something about a surprised pikachu when they get flak

Better luck next time

Unless, they are the unchosen one, and the worst shit you can imagine is what they legitimately believe.

Well, let’s have the adobe track record speak for itself…

Coming up next, “What is Web 3.0 and how can it be avoided?”

Oh fuck off, I just wanted to move an image and I have a presentation in 10 minutes!

File my tax, wash a car, press A to not die…

It’s a loading screen of exploitation.

Ha ha ha, playing your cards close. Only three steps away from profit.