I appreciate their optimism.

I’m not a programmer but dabble. I’m always so nervous when actual programmers look at my code.

Oh go fuck yourself

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His name better fucking be Mario.

There’s this common myth that some people are ‘just born bad’. I think that might be true for some, but the majority of crime is due to circumstances. Americans as a whole just cannot seem to accept that, plus the lot of them seem to have massive schadenfreude boners over “law and order”.

I always enjoy the Americans having their minds blown when they find out how a rehabilitative justice system works.

Might I recommend the Inaba Churu pockets? We’ve been jamming pills into our girl’s hell-scented maw for years but these have made such a huge difference. We insert one pill per pocket and she pounces on and gobbles them up. Now giving her pills is fun instead of leaving us with terrible smelling fingers served with a side of feline childhood trauma.

It’s EXTREMELY useful English! Now if someone mentions cranking one’s hog, you don’t accidentally start discussing masturbation in great detail

Pro cricket snack tip: it’s the cricket feed. Keep them for about a week and feed them straight fruits and vegetables, like zucchini, apples, lettuce, squash, etc. Basically anything with a fairly neutral flavor. Then pull the food about 24 hours before you eat them, so they’ll clear their poop out.They’ll taste much better.

But I like math. And I know that sometimes a -1 gives you positive values.

I really like this, I’m stealing it.

Many Americans have a weak grasp on even the most basic details of their constitution. During my stay there, I heard “free speech” improperly being used as a defense by people of many different backgrounds.

There is! Everything they listed is readily available in your local market, and crickets can be purchased in bulk at pet stores.

Thanks!

This tired response needs that “brain, big brain, super brain” three part meme.

Something like “billionaires have most of their net worth tied up into non-liquid assets -> those non-liquid assets attained their high value due to workers being underpaid by exploitative employers -> billionaires are the exploitative employers”

It’s very brave of you to show all of us exactly how stupid you are.

Because there isn’t a large, surprisingly homogeneous group of midandrists frequently using the term “males” while promoting unhinged criticism of men.

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