People keep saying this but I tried it and its really hard to do that and concentrate on driving.

God willing there’ll be a few more to add to those statistics soon.

Trump doesn’t care about anyone but himself. This is because Harvard is refusing to bend the knee.

Burn down the executive’s houses?

Where’s his picture so we can canonized him like St Luigi.

I’d be down for Witcher 4: Winedew Valley

Just fucking tax them into unprofitability.

Nevermind heating, it’s a ruin. How much is it gonna cost to rebuild?

“at least it’s not a Russian funded spoiler party, right?”

Luckily we have preferential and compulsory voting.

Ripper declared his speedboats were armed with anti ship missiles. Which were bigger than the speedboats.

Wasn’t turned on because the fleet was forced to stay too close to shore and commercial shipping lanes by the exercise.

A million? In this economy? I’d want at least $100m to sell out my own country.

There’s a saying in the ex socialist republics. “Those who don’t miss the USSR have no heart, but those who want it back have no brains.” Think that about sums it up.

Damn, you got a $5 umbrella projectile. Was it reloadable?

I’d watch that movie.

I had to look really closely cause I really thought it was a Mazda.

It amazes me the only two people willing to take a shot at him were right-wing nutjobs. Where are the leftist lunatics?

We’re not allowed to enjoy Harry potter anymore because Rowling is a mega TERF.

Hey uh, this plan can get you sued under tortious interference. So remember to not brag about it. Also much better way is just to take up a noisy hobby like woodworking, drumming or fixing motorbikes.