Praise be to Space King

Praise be to you

I’d say he went on the patch, but they couldn’t really patch games back then…

Wish.com DK rockin the stogey, my man

Has anyone tried placing a gherkin next to it mid battle?

I heard once that if you rub the top of a cat’s head with a toothbrush, it’ll calm down.

And then somehow laid still and took the shot after they’d fallen

Alright Andy, don’t you have a door to open?

Wait, did you hear that?

All UK passports should be titled EUROPEAN UNION… AGAIN just to rub it in.

My gf watched me play through all of Detroit, and then started to wonder “what would happen if x didn’t y?” Aaaand rabbit hole time.

I’m up to the bridge. Still a classic.

And came 3rd in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike competition!

The Only Thing They Fear Is Snooze

Preschool Memes need to die, you can say ‘dick’ on the internet for fuck’s sake!

Randy will just him a signed copy of the movie

Shit Parking.

If you’re driving a 2 ton metal box and can’t have the spatial awareness to fit it into a large rectangle, you shouldn’t be on the road.

Same, no limit. Not American.

My mate had a botched vasectomy a few years back, they even tried again and couldn’t get it done for some reason.

I still brought over a bag of frozen peas and a ‘sorry for your loss’ card for him though.

An Audi TT.

FUCK Audi. Never again. Nothing but problems with that heap of shit, and repairs cost more than I paid for the car.

Well, I deleted my r account the day they fucked over the app developers. Been here since, so I guess it’s a decent alternative. Not as much current content and it’s 90% politics on the front page… That can be filtered out though.

The militant Linux missionaries though, they get blocked. They show up in most tech threads and it got old a year ago.

It’s a Lemming!