PornHUB intro music plays, but morphs into Unsolved Mysteries

ROBERT STACK ENTERS AS HOST

Tonight: a mystery born not of shadowy alleyways or coded dossiers… but of a home computer. A shared machine. And a series of fateful downloads.

On the Fediverse, a decentralized corner of the internet where identities blur and reputations are built one post at a time, a user known only as “imhereforfun” endlessly consumes the storage space of his family member’s computers.

What followed was a chain of events that fractured a family, erased a trail digital footprints, and left behind more empty kleenex boxes than answers.

LMAO at anyone who made, or paid for, a PornHub account.

“Yes, I would like to log into PornHUB using my GMail account, please, for my convenience” - I just checked, they have SSO for Gmail and Twitter! AHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m dying

it is really exhausting and not worth the effort.

you are represented by a criminal, a rapist even.

And a pedophile. And a murderer. And he pees and poops himself.

What a stupid fucking dildo. Sucking pp like that.

Freedom of speech is not the same thing as "freedom from consequences for saying something idiotic’

I think its something like:

“This image made me feel something and I need to automatically lash out at my preferred enemy for not feeling the same thing, regardless of what their actual opinion or feelings may or may not be.”

Information is a helluva drug.

How exactly does one kick themselves in the balls?