Ah the classic “I’m sleepy so you can’t judge me for being the dumbest fucker alive.” I, too, default to that one whenever I can

Hey man maybe that tortoise had it coming, you ever think of that?

Maybe if/when they have actual sentience, but right now I have no problem calling the poor excuse we have currently clankers, as they rightly deserve

I hate that I was reading this post and didn’t get what the issue was until I got to about the third image

Straight "They’re right? That short of a distance is pointless to drive?

…Wait"

He has such a way with words. Not a good one. But a way.

Nothing brings me more joy than seeing this. After they closed their only good studios because their bigger, mediocre ones didn’t make enough money, I haven’t even booted my Series X since

One of the dumbest animations on YouTube you should watch immediately

Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t be at that hot dog station every day cleaning them out

I still hate that I read that entire comic for the bit

The bit wasn’t worth it

I’ve been expecting it the last couple of games showcases where there were rumors too. I will say the new hardware launch makes the rumors more compelling, but I will literally not believe it until I see it. I’m fully expecting the event to end on a dumb note and to say “that’s it!?” like the last couple of times I got my hopes up

Dude looks like he dropped some unforseen consequences on the hood of her car

It’s absolutely another Sony attempt at a live service game

This should have been an actual marathon sequel. Not some live service trash that’s gonna be forgotten about in a year or 2 at absolute best

I literally saw protein ice cream pints the other day. 460 calories, but it has 30g of protein! For when you’re depressed and eating a pint by yourself, but still need your gains. I guess.

Uncensor those feet or so help me

My old WMR controller had that too, but it only tracked for a few seconds before losing the controller location again because it eats battery. And that’s with 2 AA’s. Unless this one is newer and super efficient, on one battery, I imagine it’ll run into a similar problem to not have them die in only a couple of hours

Bit disappointed to see only 4 tracking cameras. Willing to bet tracking is gonna be horrid when at waist level still. That’s an issue that has been plaguing VR headsets with inside out tracking since the beginning, and it’s frustrating it looks like they still didn’t bother fixing it on a headset that almost certainly isn’t gonna be cheap to start with

If anyone needs me I’ll be hedging my hog

That’s disgusting! Uncalled for! Truly despicable! How could they make me wait an entire 71 days for that?!