I forgot I had a headache

Future Black Sea artificial reefs

Too bad Ukraine can’t be protected from Russia the same way Israel is protected from Iran.

This is what republicans want for America and they’re one stolen election away from pulling it off.

They learned it from us.

There’s going to be so much rape.

Nobody knows more about humiliating fiascos in Afghanistan than Russia.

The Finnish are just getting started

Republicans serve their master well.

Extort Ukraine… again.

FTA:

Republicans however view the universal version of the policy as fundamentally wasteful. The “school lunch and breakfast programs are subject to widespread fraud and abuse,”

nobody knows more about fraud and abuse than Republicans

Just convince Tennessee Republicans that airplanes aren’t real. Should be easy considering they’re completely capable of ignoring reality in favor of conspiracies. Problem solved. You’re welcome.

If the bombs a bullets don’t get them the famine certainly will.

Lying Donnie the lying liar who lies.

Ukraines artificial reef program is coming along nicely

The four mothers are fourteen

I was expecting the interview to be over tea on the balcony.

Satan take the wheel

Congressional Republicans will be very upset about this.

Yeah some of us have to hand wash our wi-fi the old fashioned way.