Make sure to use plenty of lube…

Such a great song! Great message about gaping too hard as well

The Shapest Lives In My Ass

Maybe we are going to see a unification of the world over this! Everyone rallies together to fight the U.S. tariffs, and then there’s no more U.S.! World peace at last. Thanks Trump!

Thought and prayers 🙏

I was hoping someone else noticed this. Maybe they have a time traveling house?

WA? DE? At least there’s a few states you can still be ok in…

Cupid ye?

I’ll upvote Tom Morello anytime

Love me some Sunshine!

👆found the 16 year old👆

🛳

But my state is the besttttt you can’t lump me in with the other 'Mericans nooooo

Im going to break a chunk off Jupiter and bring it into Earth’s orbit so we have a second moon!

Here 💆‍♂️💆‍♀️

Man, my brother and I were obsessed with the Neverhood back in the day. That game was so weirdly satisfying

Hah never thought I’d see that name on social media

Yes

RIP