Pretty sure this blog is fully ChatGPT text. All the signs are there, em dashes all over the place, “It’s not just x; it’s y”, lists of adjectives. Also, this is basically just an ad.

It’s like the hornier version of Steiner Math

Mad Gab/Incohearent are essentially this. They’re fun little party games

Even the label doesn’t want to go to Alabama.

Was not expecting a Blood Mountain meme this morning, of all things. What a great song on a fantastic album.

What the actual fuck is that image on the screen?

Yeah I grew up in Georgia and I’ve never seen whatever that bullshit on a plate is, lol.

Okay, I gotta admit that got me pretty good…

Really leaning into the shit in shitposting, huh?

I mean, it’s basically a cheeseburger with an accent, hard to go wrong there. It looks delicious.

To be fair, I just looked that up and it does seem like something we would come up with…