I incorporated in Funkytown so disputes would go to their chancery court. The judge is an anthropomorphic hundred dollar bill wearing sunglasses. It was a no-brainer

It’s actually just a German superette. Bit of a red herring

It was a thread on a joke I made, so I didn’t wanna seem like I was trying to make folks watch me jerk off by including it

Well, then Ontario Sucks

This is what happens when you beat a round of solichair

She looks like she’s giving the ol’ razzle dazzle

Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!

Anytime I think of John Romero, I think of Daikatana and their ad campaign

If I had a kid that asked for Newports, I’d just give em to them. Kinda curious to see where that goes

If it ain’t Chuck Tingle, it ain’t proper smut

Then, unless you’re the owner, you’re getting underpaid

No coconut? Coward

I can think of other reasons

There’s a better life
And you think about it, don’t you?
It’s a rich man’s game
No matter what they call it
And you spend your life
Putting money in his wallet

-9 to 5

Someone get him out of there or he’s gonna eat all the nut meat for himself!

One of god’s best practical jokes was putting the male g-spot in our ass. It’s up to you whether you’re in on the joke or not

Whoa, hold the fuck up: I’m not sitting through a three and a half hour seminar for anything

Just remember: a whiskey makes you risky, but a glizzy makes you rizzy

An evocative image that truly captures a genuine facet universal to the gem of human experience, for in the gulf between every one of us lies some kind of weird ghost thing fuckin up the steez

Try not to catch any more felony charges on the way through the parking lot!