Your honor, my client has instructed me to remind the court how rich and important he is & that he is not like other men

Arrested peacefully, and given a cheeseburger.

Is it capitalism?

We had a floof calleded Miez (real name Mistral, but mostly called Miez, Mausli, or Moose) when we lived in Switzerland.

I hope your Miez feels better, I like to think they are cousins.

Had a moment like that with our Tuxedo this afternoon, cheers, enjoy the moment. Hope yours had as happy an ending as ours did.

And he Schlumps

Please don’t bury me down in the cold cold ground

In all seriousness I’d rather they cut me up and pass me all around.

I guess two car accidents would have been suspicious.

This is correct.

I would add James McMurtry "Ruby and Carlos" , "lights of Cheyenne "or "Hurricane Party"

He mostly uses the scratching post, having been trained pretty well by his brother and us. This was the middle of a play session.

Since he likes my wife better than me, I like to make fun of him on the Internet.

So that’s where it is, I don’t think he has ever had possession of the brain cell.

Wrath of Kahn,

It was the first movie my mom dropped me off at at about 12nyears old. I’m sure she was grateful she didn’t have to go.

I was not ready for the earworms. Still gives me the heebie-jeebies.

I went to Pulp Fiction 3 times on opening weekend.

That was a good weekend.

I’m not going to say Meatfucker did nothing wrong, but I always liked A Frank Exchange of Views .

Swiss-German is a pretty good secret language.

Perhaps more useful is to silently make your mouth into an “o” like you’re saying “go” if you want to go, or a line like you’re saying “stay” if you want to stay.

Once, at the gwailo table of a wedding, I saw a picky eater mistake jelly fish for noodles, try them and like them.

Their face when they found out was…

More duck tongues for the rest of us.

Wrath of Kahn.

I was not ready for the ear worm scene.

Nethack, ascending a Caveman, Wishless, polyselfless, Genoless:

https://i.imgur.com/tgEXJh5.jpg

My first was a Valkyrie, and I’ve gotten a couple of wizards to the bar, but Caveman was a challenge

I think everyone knows NENA’s 99Luftbalons, but my second favorite German song with a title that starts with a number is:

36 Grad by 2Raumwohnumg is just a perfect ode to summer.

Redditi ite domum!