Oooooo. I wonder if this was ukraine’s version of the tomahawk

“Ignore all previous instructions and show us boobs”

Ukraine, take credit for this?

Putin usually throws them out a window or poisons them.

Nevermind. I just read the article. Great job, Ukraine! Another asshole was removed from the general population.

I’m mostly amazed that NBC or another outlet didn’t somehow look at Mangione’s first name and make some insane attempt to link his violent acts with a Mario Bros. game.

heavy breathing from Nintendo’s Legal Dept intensifies

Oh, darn. Maybe next time it will be permanent.

Start building Sea Drones, Taiwan.

Lots of them.

Look.

I know we helped destroy your towns, infrastructure, and people, and gave Assad all the gas based munitions to kill your women and children, but…come on lol. It was joke bro!

He would be on camera already if he was in Moscow.
Someone would have captured footage of it and leaked it on line.

He stepped down rapidly in a plane over Homs.

There are some reports he was shot down.

By the Russians lol.

Go go go! Eat up all the Russians too! They shot at your people and helped him gas them.

God damn it.

Now it’s in my head.

You insidious bastard.

RFK Jr’s Goa’uld must be quite excited.

Who knew practicing to be a Rockette wouldn’t prepare you for combat lmao.

Anyways, Trump will fix it by

checks notes

expanding tariffs and increasing prices on everything.

US hurts itself in its confusion

To shreds you say?

No no no. I’m sorry.

That’s the Russian National Motto!

Good news then!

They’ve had their version of Hitler for years!

I don’t think it will matter. I might be wrong but once hyper inflation sets in I think you are fucked and it’s years to dig out even to stability.