That’s very kind, thank you.

They are to 5 year olds.

She’s head over heels for me!

My daughter thought so too.

I’m special and can’t get the spoiler markdown to work on mobile

You two knock it off, or you’re grounded

I’ve been a dad for a while, so the well is deep.

Yes!

If they don’t at least roll their eyes or breathe a little snort out of their nose, then I’ll post a worse one tomorrow.

And also, angry.

It’s replies like this that convince me that 90% of Lemmy is on the spectrum

It’s not a proper Slav Squat if both your heels aren’t on the ground.

I’m an oddball for Lemmy, I’m not a dev and I don’t use Linux.

That’s something that warrants further looking into, thanks for the idea.

The laptop is on Starlink, so the data usage would be noticed. It is a good idea.

I’ll check that and see. That’s a good suggestion, thank you.

For whatever reason, they aren’t playing nicely. The resolution is unusable and barley legible. That was our initial solution.

Didn’t we just go through this with Roe?

Oddly enough, I had a co-worker try it on his android phone and his said Lauderdale Lakes FL. I suspect ATT is up to some fuckery