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For most herds of sheep, the average is four.

With light bulbs, there is a trade off between longevity and efficiency.

Efficient shorter lasting bulbs are the superior product, they save the consumer money (at the expense of the inconvenience of having to replace them a little more often)

Not judging, but that is definitely gay.

They’re probably thinking paracetamol

I’m not from Philadelphia, but I though the two acceptable cheeses were cheese whiz and provolone.

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Eh, after looking it up, I was correct. So I will continue thinking that.

I thought it was from when people wore “driving gloves” back in the day

But what happens when the door opens?

Empirical means based on data. The word you are looking for is imperial.

Also, metric measurements are in base 10, so you have it backwards.

Chevy trucks are good

Where I live, you have to be 21 to enter a liquor store

I get 22 mpg, is that good enough?

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My Garfield requirements are #1 and #3

The sky has a larger bladder

(maybe)

I have never in my life heard this before. What if the window fogs up and you have to turn the defrost on?

If they are somebody else’s tomatoes you need a thieving license.