Just leave it in a random hotel room drawer—seems to be where most of them end up eventually. /s

You sound like a germophobe, to be honest. Yes, your situation is gross, but the human immune system is pretty amazing. Just look at how many people in New York City survive every day in a melting pot of subway germs.

Fecal matter and other organic waste can transmit disease and infection, especially if you get it in an open wound, but the chances of that happening if you clean and dress the wound soon after are very low. Even if a wound does get infected, we have medicine that can deal with that easily as long as it isn’t allowed to persist for a long time.

In my opinion, it sounds a little bit like you could benefit from therapy to become more comfortable with these feelings of revulsion towards normal exposure to germs. It is good to have sanitizer and stuff ready when you need it, but you also don’t need to suffer through continued panic after cleaning and disinfecting yourself from a gross exposure.

We are a normal species. It is not unusual for animals to pick on the weak—just look at how many mammals eat the runt of the litter.

The lesson, I believe, is to take your own protection seriously, and not underestimate the potential of people around you due to familiarity. Hope for the best, be prepared for the worst.

Personally, I have raped exactly the number of women in my life that I have wanted to. 0.

Just because you are a man, it does not automatically make you untrustworthy, but it is prudent to exercise caution with all people in general—we are unpredictable apes.

For him, it will be life.

Part of the other side of the river is Mexico, another part is New Mexico, the nearest mountains have Texas on both sides—it just happened to also fit your description. Kind of wild that there is a part of Scotland that has the same unusual artificial and natural barriers.

El Paso?

Debian always wins.

You may want to ask more questions first before soliciting that nude.

Tuttle!

Portable deer blind?

Yeah, well so is this fat dab I’m about to rip, bourgeoise landlord swine! (bubble noises) /s

And you had a whole second home to sell. I’ll just die alone in an apartment.

Troll live streamers. It’s way more fun when you can see their reaction. Kick is an especially fun target—those IRL MAGA types are the biggest snowflakes around.

Never go back to Reddit. Dead inside.

I know people knock it, but Plex has worked without issue for me for years. They have apps dedicated to every type of media for easy browsing. It’s so simple my mom can use it without help.

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

I assumed that, if it was true, it was because they didn’t know his identity at the time.

I didn’t even notice the pun after searching for “Phil McKracken” for at least 30 minutes.

To summarize my life, I say that I went to the White House, a crack house, and a nudist tree house in my first 21 years. I’ve had 3 near death experiences, the first in a private jet, the second with a gun to my head, and the third from taking bad ecstasy. I do my best to use that perspective for good, even though it can be really hard to reconcile such diverse experiences into a working personality.

No need to thank me, once I saw what reality was, the choice was easy. I always know what side of the line I will stand on.

That last bit is the truth. I grew up in a wealthy family and saw it from the inside before becoming the radical leftist I am today. Rich people don’t hate you—they literally don’t think about you at all. You are so far removed from their reality that when your complaints occasionally reach their ears, they assume you must be lying. They fundamentally can’t accept that their lifestyle and the way they wield power has consequences for other people.

That’s why people say “why is this happening” on the way to the guillotine.

I used to be that way, but post the first Trump administration, I’ve learned that you can’t suffer some witches to live.