Is Joe Schmoe going to have to answer for his shitbox that just plowed through a school zone with an unusual number of speed bumps? Joe hasn’t even met his vehicle yet and it’s gonna be out there committing crimes potentially under his name.

He will forever be coming for bad boys with unknown motives and wants in my book.

It is weird that he probably saw Danny DeVito rolling back the odometers in Matilda while in a K hole and misconstrued the whole situation. That scene of Danny with the drill taking thousands of miles off an old beater probably seemed like a jackpot idea in that drug addled mind of his.

Tim Follin makes good music. Try the NES Pictionary theme song and if you like that Solstice theme song will blow you away.

My handwriting turned around after I got a fountain pen. I went from doctor to pre-med handwriting. Having to think more about how to form the letters has me taking my time. No need to rush when I’m writing with a fancy pen full of cool ink.

They have exquisite couches in russia

Trailer Park Boys has a very relaxing theme song. I’ve had many nights watching it where the theme just puts me to sleep and I have to go back multiple episodes to pick the thread back up the next day. It’s not always a calm show but the theme song could open for Bob Ross.

It took longer than I would care to admit to realize that isn’t Michael Richards.