“Labias and flabias and flip flaps”

100%.

Don Draper’s shitty brother

spiderman meme

Without a base, without a trace

“Commander”

What the hell is with the last few years and suddenly nobody knowing that “worse” and “worst” are two different words with different meanings?

Counterpoint: no, you

I don’t think anyone should be living their lives in fear of being killed by zestiness

We called it that in the 80s in rural Canada.

I wish I could claim it as my own. It’s a good line though.

Nah. Can almost guarantee I would have been on your side when I was your age.

Counterpoint: call out bigotry or fuck off

For a bunch of people who purport to hate socialism, they sure do seem to enjoy being publicly owned

Authorities suspect the group was targeting the LGBTQ+ community. The arrested teenager was in possession of child sexual abuse material.

So exactly what you’d expect

That’s what happens when presenteeism is rewarded over productivity.

This checks out. You sound EXACTLY like me when I was 29 and an insufferable know-nothing piece of shit. Now I’m embarrassed for both of us.

Its an “ema,” a little wooden plaque where people write prayers or wishes at Shinto shrines (and sometimes Buddhist temples).

Obi-wan’s face at that bit kills me every time

She probably loves to honky-tonk