This is what a living Turducken looks like and you cannot convince me otherwise.

You guys know what V was trying to make happen, right? RIGHT?!

No worries. No hopes saleman here.

Yeah, some days I feel like pressing a magic “instant permanent vanish” button.

At least I have a good partner in my life and on my new job I spend most of the day hyperfocused creating some scripts to make my tasks easier. I wish they would let me work remotely already tho, because I’m losing my shit after a month of full on-site work.

If I lose my partner, things may turn pretty dark, again.

Horrible place and bad English.

I sent you a Lorne pick, why are you not responding?

Ah, I see you’re using FartGPT instead of ChatGPT

Not getting their kid properly checked for ADHD

Ah, it’s green(ish) again

The app will probably get false positives anyway.

The METALCHAD

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They are currently investigating the issue.

So Windows 11 has a built-in keylogger!

hapablabblab

It’s like ligma but with less licking.

Unless it turns out that only the supid MS one works on that specific company.

Shhh!

Sometimes I get obsessed with something at work, an issue or something that I can’t get to work and sometimes I continue what I was doing when I get home, depending on how tired and frustrated I am.

I work in IT.

Features ≠ Bloat

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